[Video:] Crabs for all!

[nyanko_jyanai]

[Video:]
[The feed turns on to show a happy plump feline humming to himself with a knocked out crab in its mouth. However, for those who have been outside, he/she would most likely realize that it was no ordinary crab but one of the unwelcome guests, the Heikegani (The crab with a human face on its shell except now it had the funny looking face of Ponta himself). Even so, for a spirit like him, the crab was no different than any other form of food~

As he dragged it to one of the sliding doors of the bathhouse on the ground level, Ponta quickly shook the water from his fur and proudly spoke with one paw on it.]

Ou~ Look what I caught~ Anyone know how to cook a crab~? I feel like crab tonight~

[ooc; Open AP to anyone interested~ though I will flow in the order of whoever gets to him first and change it slightly as I go. Just so you know~<33]

Comments

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[kamikaze_kaito]

You aren't really going to eat that are you Sensei?

It has a face and everything...

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[nyanko_jyanai]

What are you talking about~? Of course I am~ This one gave me quite the challenge~

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[kamikaze_kaito]

But... wouldn't it be better to eat something else? We could find you some crabs without faces.

[Sorry but that is just gross looking.]

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[nyanko_jyanai]

Nope. This one will do~ This is no ordinary crab and has a delicate taste that only spirit's could appreciate~

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[kamikaze_kaito]

A delicate taste...

[She will just look away from the screen then, while you have your little snack. ]

Does that mean you are a spirit too Sensei?

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[nyanko_jyanai]

That's right~ A superior spirit~ Don't clump me with the rest of those small fries here~

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[eyeofazure]

I-it has a face...?!

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[nyanko_jyanai]

Hm~? [He stared at the face that was just like his and looked back.]

And an ugly one at that~ [Clearly has a disillusion of his own face.]

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[knightoflight]

[Sorry, but his kind don't, uh, eat like that.]

You're going to eat a living creature?!

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[nyanko_jyanai]

Of course I'm going to eat a living creature~? What else is there to eat~?

[video]/needs a more horrified icon

[knightoflight]

...something not alive?

We consume energon. It's a liquid fuel. It's much less gross violent.

[video] lolol

[nyanko_jyanai]

That's for metal lumps like you~!

I require more exquisite sources of energy~

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[zeroslate]

I know some recipes with crab. I don't think they'd have the ingredients for it here...

[ Because, Lelouch cooks French and- idk. Western cuisines in general... ]

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[nyanko_jyanai]

Ouu, is that so~! What is it you need~? I'll look for it~!

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[zeroslate]

How does crab quiche sound first? That's the first recipe I have in mind.

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[nyanko_jyanai]

Hmm~ a quiche~ Not bad~ Anything else in mind~?

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[zeroslate]

Crab cakes?

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[nyanko_jyanai]

Ohhhhhh~!! Crab cakes~!!! Yessss that~ I want that~!

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[moimin_papa]

[Nope, not bothered by the face.]

I know how to cook crab! You need, um. Dill. And lemons. And sometimes mayonnaise! And you boil the crab in brine and then cut out the meat and mix it with everything and eat it and it's delicious. [And now he's hungry for crab.]

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[nyanko_jyanai]

[The first! lol]

[He nodded to every step the boy mentioned as he began to drool.]

Good~ good~! Then come and get this~!

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[moimin_papa]

Ah, really? Okay! Where can I come and find you? [Do you think it's bad luck to cook a spirit?]

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[nyanko_jyanai]

Near the sliding doors by the front entrance~! Hurry hurry~!! [Not in the slightest~! lol]

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[moimin_papa]

Okay! I'm on the other side of the bathhouse so I'll be a little while!

[When he arrives, he's a little bit red cheeked, like he's raced round. Which isn't too far from the truth. He loves crab. Spotting the cat (and the crab) he waves cheerfully, and then moves over, picking up the crab and blinking for a moment as it's face turns into his.]

Wow, it really does have a face! Shall we see if we can borrow some kitchen space?

Video /backtags like a boss

[beardedveteran]

[ this face. Debating whether 'look what the cat dragged in' is appropriate here, but he's mostly baffled. ]

Was that in one of the guest baths-- [ He nearly winces at the thought, then narrows his eyes into a squint. Its... face... ]

Video awwww yeaaaah~<33

[nyanko_jyanai]

[Ohhh, you watch yourself while you sleep Teak. Good call in not saying it~]

Hm? No, it was outside around the bathhouse~ Pesky thing, but as you can see I've caught it~ [He pridefully spoke.]